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Being baron fun aint it except on Tuesdays, which is Slate if yer a sailor!ĩth of Hematite, a DIARY ENTRY It’s over. Fuck you that’s why!! Har har har bicycle cheese meese wheese wheese wheese sing a little song of johnson pie and a ding ding dong dong dung dung criminy. That cheese wheese had fifteen fingers? Why fifteen. Woohoo!!ģrd of Hematite It reminds me of a story. We shall all frolick in the flame stone and mist! So it was written, so it shall be done!Ģ7th. Brief moments of clar ity break through to my mind / like a virgin pick. I get weak, and I have nightmares every day. I don’t really remember-gender toooooo much heeheeġ9th Felsite. What? asdflkjdfoweiraslfkj wheeee that was fun typing. I offered to trade them some wooden chair-stairs but they didn’t really like it and the cabbage was fresh and we did trade clade dade some fiiiiiiine my-t-fine objects like bread and baskets and wait. Weschmee can allsy wallsy be friends, me too dont I think so too right. DEMONS!! DEMONS ARE ATTACKING!!! Hahaaha just kidding. The Dark Knight!!Ģ7th We kerstrooken green jade! In spades, like a big green dragon AAAAAH DRAAAGGOOOONNNNNN beepety beep beep.Ģnd Felsite I realize I feel strange lately. When there is a sky, which is only half the time of Batman. I can’t get teh right ORDers for the 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, seven-11 squad to train. Well, it’s better that than demons!Ģ3rd Slaate. Heh.Ģ1st We have puppies! It’s such a happy funny bouncy time. Oh, and the plan is coming along right on schedule too, just to be safe. Hahahaha… demons can’t get ya if you don’t have pants. You KNOW what! I feel a lot better today! I have officially decided, as power of barony and mushrooms, that pants are optional! ONLY for me of course though. It’s just one thing after another…Demons…ġ5th Demons…demons…demons… If they got Joinglazed, they are probably here too! There’s only one way we can be safe.ġ6th of Slate, Diary of Autolycus der sekund Hell, errr… heaven, normally I’d be pretty panicked, but I can’t even muster up the emotion to care about much of anything these days.

#Dwarf fortress bridge pit trap full#

The report states that while simple-folk believe in them as superstition, full details on their existence have been covered up so as not to cause panic.

The official report came back from the home colony as to the death of my uncle. Oh, why did I come here? Everyone else is fine, but I have to suffer so much…ġ4th Slate. I’m miserable beyond belief and don’t think it will ever get any better.

I threw the biggest tantrum in my life a few days ago, but it didn’t help one bit. They wouldn’t know Zen if it bit them in their fat asses. The nerve of these country bumpkin craftmen… they tried to cheer me up with the Zen rock garden in the hallway. And what is here isn’t really even of such great quality. My room is a bloody mess… It’s awful! After waiting for what felt like a stone age to move in, I do and it’s not even finished. I should know, I was part of the team that built 'em! Spacious, nice furniture, neo-Zen rock gardens, the works! He was only missing a few desks and the wall smoothing and engraving, and that was enough for him to flip the fuck out… if he has such little restraint, I’ve lost all respect for him as our leader.ĭiary Entry from Autolycus the Second on the 10th of Slate And yeah sure, they weren’t 100% finished yet, but they were nice. He kept on saying his new quarters were ‘Bloody bullshit’ and ‘Goblin dick dongtastic,’ which I guess is the hip new lingo back in the home province, a fact he constantly brings up in private conversation. It’s like he flipped his lid! Punching the air madly and frothing at the mouth, he was throwing all sorts of stuff. I was walking by his quarters, and he was freaking out. I mean, say what you want for his personality, but he was gettin’ things done! The 2nd squad, the meat and booze crisis solved, the new digging, and all in all it’s nice to have a real leader to turn too besides that flaky mayor.

Oh god, it was horrible! You know, the new leader seems a bit pompous and cold, but I was one of the few to actually like the guy. Diary Excerpt from Urist McCitizen on the 5th of Slate